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jim, there he is. don graphics looking like a beard stephen colbert with '80s hair and when he pulls his lot dog out of his purr vanes device, he shakes something off even though there's no catcher there, goes into his windup and here comes the pitch! and it's way inside, way outside -- it's horrible, but he's celebrating like his hair band just won a battle of the bands contest! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: what an honor! hank, good to see you! "brockmire" premieres april 5 on i.f.c. hank azaria, everybody! we'll be right back with kate walsh. ♪ ( cheers and applause ) bucks no. i've been retired for 11. one day my wife came home and said, "you're driving me crazy." so, i figured ok, well as much coffee as i drink in my life starbucks was a logical place to work. when i first heard of cold brew i was like, "we got iced coffee, why are we doing this?" until i drank it. cold brew, you coarse grind it. and let it sit for 20 hours in cold water. it really is very smooth. i'm hooked. i love it. cu
jim, there he is. don graphics looking like a beard stephen colbert with '80s hair and when he pulls his lot dog out of his purr vanes device, he shakes something off even though there's no catcher there, goes into his windup and here comes the pitch! and it's way inside, way outside -- it's horrible, but he's celebrating like his hair band just won a battle of the bands contest! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: what an honor! hank, good to see you! "brockmire" premieres...
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for more we go to jim anchorton. jim. >> that's right, jill. trump did all of his speeching perfectly, making all legal citizens smile bigley. the president is feeling happy goodness and the best way to celebrate is not enact any new policies. >> yes, he feels warm and safe and the air smells like cookies and everything will stay that way, as long as he doesn't do anything until the 2020 elections because trump gave a good, smart speech. >> good and smart. trump is good. >> and as a matter of fact, jim. >> so smart. >> that's it for "real news tonight." i'm jim anchorman. >> and i wish i was memelania. >> stephen: don't we all? don't we all? i would like to be melania. , of course, now that trump is president, people are saying anyone can be president, and it does seem that way. i mean, the democratic rebuttal was given either by a former governor or a cult leader asking us to put on sneakers and catch a comet to heaven. it was hard to tell. or maybe anyone, or perhaps a special someone could be president. >> have you ever thought that, given t
for more we go to jim anchorton. jim. >> that's right, jill. trump did all of his speeching perfectly, making all legal citizens smile bigley. the president is feeling happy goodness and the best way to celebrate is not enact any new policies. >> yes, he feels warm and safe and the air smells like cookies and everything will stay that way, as long as he doesn't do anything until the 2020 elections because trump gave a good, smart speech. >> good and smart. trump is good....
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. >> stephen: who is jim brockmire? >> jim brockmire is a baseball announce who are talked like this -- i noticed especial in the '70s when i was growing up, stephen colbert -- and everybody has their full name -- back to you stephen colbert. you're not stephen, you're not mr. colbert you're steerch colbert. i hooked on to this as a mimic in the '70s. they always sound like this when they go home, have dinner, have sex with their wives, argue with their girlfriends, do they call it? do they say stuff like, if you're just joining us, we got a goood one going here! >> stephen: hey! it's such a pretty day, let's play, too! brockmire taking no chances, just trying to get a rhythm early in the missionary position, oh! and a surprise finger in the (bleep)! and brockmire is in the lead! hoa! ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: oh! oh! it's a knuckleball! >> i'm going to stop there. i could go on. >> stephen: could go on. ( laughter ) >> stephen: in this clib, i think it's the beginning to have >> yes. >> stephen
. >> stephen: who is jim brockmire? >> jim brockmire is a baseball announce who are talked like this -- i noticed especial in the '70s when i was growing up, stephen colbert -- and everybody has their full name -- back to you stephen colbert. you're not stephen, you're not mr. colbert you're steerch colbert. i hooked on to this as a mimic in the '70s. they always sound like this when they go home, have dinner, have sex with their wives, argue with their girlfriends, do they call it?...
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jim, can we put it up next to obama's? here's obama, and here's trump. that-- that really looks like the before-and- after photos in an ad for orkin. the point is, 20 million is a lot of people without health insurance. i don't know anybody who would be happy about that. ♪ ♪ oh, yeah, all right, all right, go on, that's enough. go on. i will see you-- i will see you in 70 years! ( laughter ) he's a good guy. you'd like him. where was i? oh, yeah, we'ral ( laughter ) one of the other differences is that trumpcare replaces federal insurance subsidies with tax credits. so everything's going to be fine, but you're going to have your colonoscopy at h&r block ( laughter ) now, i can imagine what a lot of you out there-- you guys out there, i'm sure, and everybody out there is worrying. you're saying to yourself: "how is this going to affect super wealthy insurance company executives?" well, good news, the plan includes a tax break for insurance company executives making over $500,000 a year. ( audience booing ) so all of them? ( laughter ) speaking of taxe
jim, can we put it up next to obama's? here's obama, and here's trump. that-- that really looks like the before-and- after photos in an ad for orkin. the point is, 20 million is a lot of people without health insurance. i don't know anybody who would be happy about that. ♪ ♪ oh, yeah, all right, all right, go on, that's enough. go on. i will see you-- i will see you in 70 years! ( laughter ) he's a good guy. you'd like him. where was i? oh, yeah, we'ral ( laughter ) one of the other...
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>> stephen: thanks, jim. you stay safe out there. ( laughter ) you think he would be wearing a winter coat. surprising he's dressed that way. quick reminder -- the weather channel has no authority to name anything. they are not part of the government. in fact, i have as much authority to name things as they do, so, because we're expecting 18 inches of snow, even though it was 60 degrees last week, i'm calling it "winter storm: crazy balls." ( suspenseful music ) ( cheers and applause ) yeah, much more likely. >> jon: pretty crazy. >> stephen: speaking of crazy balls -- the gop's health care plan came out last week and, so far, it's popular with everyone... except doctors, hospitals, the insurance industry, patients, the elderly, democrats, republicans, mortals. ( laughter ) yeah. these mortals, they need so much care. ( cheers and applause ) this afternoon, th congressional budget office released its official analysis of the gop's healthcare bill and found 24 million americans will lose coverage under the pla
>> stephen: thanks, jim. you stay safe out there. ( laughter ) you think he would be wearing a winter coat. surprising he's dressed that way. quick reminder -- the weather channel has no authority to name anything. they are not part of the government. in fact, i have as much authority to name things as they do, so, because we're expecting 18 inches of snow, even though it was 60 degrees last week, i'm calling it "winter storm: crazy balls." ( suspenseful music ) ( cheers and...
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jim, do we need to set up the scene? >> it's noting to snizzer at. >> stephen: jim? the mmm! you won't get away with it! goodbye, power ranger! ahhh! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: you were the monster there? >> i played a bunch of different monsters when the show first came over to the states from japan. they needed to dub it into english, and i played a lot of monsters, because even at 23, when i did it, my voice was rather low, so i would say (low voice bre) you will not defeat ! he would always have some kind of rhyme. i'll slice off your toe! >> stephen: can i feel your hands. are you sweaty in there? >> no, i'm actually very comfortable. >> stephen: really? i can control my own body temperature just through a thought process. >> stephen: incredible. degrees. >> stephen: can you stop your heart, too? >> i can stop my heart, and so can my wife. ( audience reacts ) >> stephen: okay. the reason i ask, you're comfortable in the outfit. >> i am comfortable. >> stephen: you're comfortable in outfits a lot because we found another clip from when you were younger. the one t
jim, do we need to set up the scene? >> it's noting to snizzer at. >> stephen: jim? the mmm! you won't get away with it! goodbye, power ranger! ahhh! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: you were the monster there? >> i played a bunch of different monsters when the show first came over to the states from japan. they needed to dub it into english, and i played a lot of monsters, because even at 23, when i did it, my voice was rather low, so i would say (low voice bre) you...
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jim? ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thank you, jon! welcome to-- uhh-- "late show street show takin' it to the street." tonight, we're going to let everyone know it's going to be ok. here we are in front of the beautiful trump international with you and thisbe. what's on your mind? how are you feeling? >> it's hard to get through the day, ya know. >> stephen: really? >> it's hard to know how to behave, what to listen to, what to look for and how to move on, and how to make a difference in the world. >> stephen: is there anything specific that's worrying you right now, matt? >> i mean, there's a lot of things-- the ban on immigration, getting rid of the n.e.a.-- >> stephen: it's not a ban. it's not a ban on immigration. they just can't come here. you could still emigrate, you just can't come here. what is thisbe eating there? >> she's eating milk-bones. >> stephen: did she bring enough for everybody? >> you can have one if you want ( laughter ) it's all you! yummy, yummy. >> stephen: it's actually not bad. i would use this to dip into h
jim? ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thank you, jon! welcome to-- uhh-- "late show street show takin' it to the street." tonight, we're going to let everyone know it's going to be ok. here we are in front of the beautiful trump international with you and thisbe. what's on your mind? how are you feeling? >> it's hard to get through the day, ya know. >> stephen: really? >> it's hard to know how to behave, what to listen to, what to look for and how to move on, and how to...
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. >> and i'm jim ankoton. >> the radical terrorist had secretly teamed up with the so-called judges who stopped trump's bigley safe travel ban. the president used his impressively sized hands to swat the bombs out of bad guy's comparatively smaller hands and unleashed a deep, masculine yell that made them scared-- too scared to be judges and terrorists. >> when i look at those hands, jim, i ovulate. >> would if i could, jill. >> coming up after the break, this spling's hottest look is a giant red tie held together with scotch tape. >> stephen: thanks, guys. ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: absolutely amazing. >> stephen: but, you know, i talk too much about donald trump. you know what i mean. i talk about him every night, and it makes me miss out on some other aspects of my life. there are so many other things to talk about. like i have not been talking to you about something called "the fat leonard military sex scandal," not because i didn't want to. it's because i just heard there was something called the fat leonard military sex scandal. you guys heard about this? another i didn't. i
. >> and i'm jim ankoton. >> the radical terrorist had secretly teamed up with the so-called judges who stopped trump's bigley safe travel ban. the president used his impressively sized hands to swat the bombs out of bad guy's comparatively smaller hands and unleashed a deep, masculine yell that made them scared-- too scared to be judges and terrorists. >> when i look at those hands, jim, i ovulate. >> would if i could, jill. >> coming up after the break, this...
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. >> welcome to real news tonight, i'm jim. >> and i'm jill news lady. last week's republican health care bill failed but not because of president trump who is a good man. >> great man. very grad. could be blamed on speaker of the house paul ryan. >> the weak boy who smells bad.. we turned to sallyce. sally. >> paul ryan has gotta go. herer and his swingin' hips diver a hy pile of health care, and he failed! why? pacause he's a good-time boy margaritas with all his pals. and i hate it when schumer and pelosi get t shake their lil'ma! because of paul ryan. failed re. prai can go to hooters anymore because i mader. paul ryan says i have to drink water. donald trump wouldn't do and, donald, you know what? if you're watching, i you something -- wait, i want to talk to you! s's going to be fine. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: we've got a great t. jane fonda and lily tomlin are here. but first, i'll be over there talking about russia. stick around. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ♪ he's got the cash. he's got a condo. he's got
. >> welcome to real news tonight, i'm jim. >> and i'm jill news lady. last week's republican health care bill failed but not because of president trump who is a good man. >> great man. very grad. could be blamed on speaker of the house paul ryan. >> the weak boy who smells bad.. we turned to sallyce. sally. >> paul ryan has gotta go. herer and his swingin' hips diver a hy pile of health care, and he failed! why? pacause he's a good-time boy margaritas with all his...
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and jim beam and jack daniels are both dudes. and he is "not" into gay stuff! he has to pray away the mt. gay. that's what i hear. i don't know. then there's the story of how the pence's got engaged. while they were out feeding ducks in 1985, mike pence hollowed out two loaves of bread, placing a bottle of champagne in one and the ring box in the other for her to discover as she tore off pieces. which is pretty impressive. that means karen can tell the difference between mike pence and a loaf of bread. it's actually a really cute engagement story. ( laughter ) very cute engagement story. and it's a good thing karen was there because you do not want to leave mike pence alone with one of those seductive loaves of bread. yeah.ghter ) the yeast isn't the only thing rising. ( laughter ) ( applause ) mmm, mmm... ( piano riff ) also, it's worth noting that the couple later got the bread shellacked. ( laughter ) of course. shellacked bread is an indiana delicacy! hey, you remember last year, when north carolina passed a bill that forced transgender people to use the ba
and jim beam and jack daniels are both dudes. and he is "not" into gay stuff! he has to pray away the mt. gay. that's what i hear. i don't know. then there's the story of how the pence's got engaged. while they were out feeding ducks in 1985, mike pence hollowed out two loaves of bread, placing a bottle of champagne in one and the ring box in the other for her to discover as she tore off pieces. which is pretty impressive. that means karen can tell the difference between mike pence...
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. >> stephen: jim. >> are you going to pawrm, too? >> no, not exactly. linda and i are headed to the town just before it. we're going to branford. do you know branford? >> when do we leave? >> what's that? when do we leave? >> stephen: i would not go anywhere with you. >> i just scared myself. >> stephen: are they-- are-- are scary movies scary to make? >> no. >> stephen: good. >> not at all. actually, one time i literally was doing "american horror story" and i had blood all over me for this scene but i forgot because that became the normal. i face timed with my sister, and i was like, "hey, what's up?" and she was like, "aarrgghh." i and realized i had blood all over me. and she said you can't face time someone like that and not give a warning. >> stephen: when i want to calm myself down i remember they had to take a break for the union guys to go to lunch. ( laughter ). >> yeah. >> stephen: now, you also got-- i understand this is your-- you're a big reader. which is good. i love books. they're one of the best ways to learn things. ( laughter ) you st
. >> stephen: jim. >> are you going to pawrm, too? >> no, not exactly. linda and i are headed to the town just before it. we're going to branford. do you know branford? >> when do we leave? >> what's that? when do we leave? >> stephen: i would not go anywhere with you. >> i just scared myself. >> stephen: are they-- are-- are scary movies scary to make? >> no. >> stephen: good. >> not at all. actually, one time i literally was...
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. >> stephen: can we get a shot of that, jim? >> i love what you've done with the place. you've got the moon over there, the planets. >> stephen, of course,, of course. anything for neil tyson. >> happy pi day. that is today! march 143.14 there's more going. >> stephen: 9. >> 2. q. 6.>> 5, 3. i don't know. my son is much better at it than i am. >> stephen: kids are always-- they've got the memories. they've got the memories. >> he got 61 decimal places. in the big picture that's not even very much. he's 16 now, but he had that from age 11. >> stephen: wow. >> yeah. >> stephen: but in the big picture of pi, everything is small because it's infinite, right? >> it's infinite. but i think the force is strong with him, yeah. >> stephen: another all right. >> he's got pi digits coming. >> stephen: well listen, you know, i have said many times before that you're my favorite guest. >> well thank you, thank you. >> stephen: and you have cemented-- you have cemented that position tonight by showing up in this snowstorm. >> yeah, well, it's just snow. i mean -- >> stephen: it's just
. >> stephen: can we get a shot of that, jim? >> i love what you've done with the place. you've got the moon over there, the planets. >> stephen, of course,, of course. anything for neil tyson. >> happy pi day. that is today! march 143.14 there's more going. >> stephen: 9. >> 2. q. 6.>> 5, 3. i don't know. my son is much better at it than i am. >> stephen: kids are always-- they've got the memories. they've got the memories. >> he got 61...
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jim? >> when you're a medium, you just are attuned to a sort of -- vibe. >> what do you mean by "vibe"? it's an intuition thing. it's a feeling. you see this door, it's only, like, slightly ajar. >> you think a soul continues to exist after death? believe in that. louis did. i have to give his spirit -- whatever you want to call it -- a chance to prove him right. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: this character is dealing with ghosts. do you believe in ghosts? >> um -- >> stephen: some people do. a lot of people believe in ghosts. >> yeah. >> stephen: you have a personal experience with ghosts? >> i've had experiences that i have been, like, what was that about and no one can explain to me why that sound happened, but i've never -- >> stephen: probably a ghost. probably a ghost. >> stephen: your character gets ghost texts in this movie. does that mean in this world ghosts have thumbs or ghosts go to the ( laughter ) >> i mean, the person on the other end of the phone is this kind of, lik
jim? >> when you're a medium, you just are attuned to a sort of -- vibe. >> what do you mean by "vibe"? it's an intuition thing. it's a feeling. you see this door, it's only, like, slightly ajar. >> you think a soul continues to exist after death? believe in that. louis did. i have to give his spirit -- whatever you want to call it -- a chance to prove him right. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: this character is dealing with ghosts. do you believe in...
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jim? >> and now, delivering his 2017 white house correspondents' dinner address, please welcome to the podium, president donald trump! ( single clap ) >> shh! >> thank you, thank you. great crowd... if you like enemies of the american people! ( rim shot ) nothing, huh? okay. hey, any latinos in the audience tonight? well, give it a minute, you're being arrested. ice, ice, baby! heh, heh. you know, because i like getting rid of latinos. >> you suck! >> i don't suck! you know what that is? that's-- knock, knock. who's there? fake. fake who? fake news! this guy knows what i'm talking about. >> ( laughs ) >> look! he's not wearing any pants! ( laughter ) >> okay, it's happening again! nooo! it's okay, donny. it's just a dream. you're not even going to the white house correspondents' dinner this year. they can't hurt you here. >> hey, look! he wet the bed! >> huh? what? noooooo! ( laughter and applause ) >> stephen: we have a great show for your tonight! connie britton is here. but first, i'll
jim? >> and now, delivering his 2017 white house correspondents' dinner address, please welcome to the podium, president donald trump! ( single clap ) >> shh! >> thank you, thank you. great crowd... if you like enemies of the american people! ( rim shot ) nothing, huh? okay. hey, any latinos in the audience tonight? well, give it a minute, you're being arrested. ice, ice, baby! heh, heh. you know, because i like getting rid of latinos. >> you suck! >> i don't suck!...
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and shouldn't and president trump-- we have a hearing scheduled for a couple of weeks from now, where jim comey will come up and testify publicly and hopefully trump's lie in this case, which is almost certainly is, will be exposed to the world. >> when i day dream now, i day dream, what if nixon or j.f.k. had, had twitter. what they would have done with it. like, if j.f.k. had trump's attitude about twitter, just tweet everything, imagine. >> stephen: j.f.k. might have had an anthony weaner problem. >> you would have to disable the photo thing on twitter for kennedy. >> stephen: okay, so, do you think the health care plan is going to pass this form of it, is going to pass in any way? >> i think it doesn't kick enough people off the health care rolls to please most republicans, so no. >> stephen: okay, but if they actually do, that isn't it also dead on arrival because they know it will be a different form of bloodbath in a few years. >> i wish they could have figured out a plan that some democrats could support. there will come a moment, first in the house and then in the senate, when th
and shouldn't and president trump-- we have a hearing scheduled for a couple of weeks from now, where jim comey will come up and testify publicly and hopefully trump's lie in this case, which is almost certainly is, will be exposed to the world. >> when i day dream now, i day dream, what if nixon or j.f.k. had, had twitter. what they would have done with it. like, if j.f.k. had trump's attitude about twitter, just tweet everything, imagine. >> stephen: j.f.k. might have had an...
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. >> welcome to real news tonight, i'm jim. >> and i'm jill news lady. last care bill failed but not because of president trump who is a good man. >> great man. very grad. could be blamed on speaker of the house paul ryan. >> the weak boy who smells bad. smells bad, is bad. we turned to sally blazerface. sally. >> paul ryan has gotta go. he came in here with his swagger and his swingin' hips and promised to deliver a hot, juicy pile of health care, and he failed! trump trusted him because of why? because he's a good-time boy palling around getting margaritas with all his pals. and i hate it when schumer and pelosi get to shake their lil' maracas saying trump is no paul ryan failed republicans. praipaul ryan says, i can't go o hooters anymore because i made the girls cry. paul ryan says i have to drink water. donald trump wouldn't do that. and, donald, you know what? if you're watching, i gotta tell you something -- wait, i want to talk to you! >> stephen: she's going to be fine. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: we've got a great show
. >> welcome to real news tonight, i'm jim. >> and i'm jill news lady. last care bill failed but not because of president trump who is a good man. >> great man. very grad. could be blamed on speaker of the house paul ryan. >> the weak boy who smells bad. smells bad, is bad. we turned to sally blazerface. sally. >> paul ryan has gotta go. he came in here with his swagger and his swingin' hips and promised to deliver a hot, juicy pile of health care, and he failed!...
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. >> stephen: all right, jim. >> move! through the trees! go, go, go! come on now! come on! we're almost there! come on. >> i can't. >> yes, you can! now, listen to me. you got two choices. you got life. you got death. you've got to trust your instincts right now. that animal, that animal inside of you, that fear, it be powerful. it's going to make your eyes blink wider, make your heart beat faster. you have to tiewz right now. it's the only thing that's going to save your life. ( gasping ) run! >> stephen: wow. what are you-- ( applause ) >> i do-? >> stephen: that looks like a scene from "pulp fiction." what are you doing to him there? >> i'm giving him a shot of adrenaline. >> stephen: what? they had adrenaline back then? >> yeah, you know, i mean, my character in the daytime, i work at a hospital under an alias, so i'm constantly, like, stealing medicine. >> stephen: wow. >> so, you know, i-- i'm giving him this because he's been injured and we gotta-- we gotta keep the mission going. >> stephen: how do you research-- how do you priep to play a role in a story so intense
. >> stephen: all right, jim. >> move! through the trees! go, go, go! come on now! come on! we're almost there! come on. >> i can't. >> yes, you can! now, listen to me. you got two choices. you got life. you got death. you've got to trust your instincts right now. that animal, that animal inside of you, that fear, it be powerful. it's going to make your eyes blink wider, make your heart beat faster. you have to tiewz right now. it's the only thing that's going to save...
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jim crow? >> hey, man. everything a'rie? >> everything far from a'rie. >> what do you guys call the white man? >> you don't want to know. >> come, come! >> i'm sorry. see? >> no, they're fine. come, see, there's no traffic. come on, let's go. ( honk ) >> stephen: please welcome jason jones! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: fantastic. >> wow! lovely! thank you! >> stephen: were you going to fist bump me? were you about to do this? >> no, not at all. >> stephen: good, because i don't do that. i thought you were bro-ing out on me. >> have you seen us? we don't do-- >> stephen: no, it's not-- >> hey, happy president's day. >> stephen: happy president's day to you, too. and prime minister's day too, right? because you're a dual citizen, right? >> no, i'm fully american now. >> stephen: you're not canadian at all? >> i said ( bleep ) canada. >> stephen: wow. he's so cute. he's so damn cute. >> he's adorable. he's not what his dad was. >> stephen: oh, really? >> are canadians in the house? ( cheers and applause )
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. >> stephen: jim, hit it. >> i'm sorry. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ we're the only family the only family ♪ trying to make things right trying to make things right ♪ you gonna have some fun >> the '90s were not kind. ( cheers and applause ) the '90s-- the '90s. >> stephen: it was lovely to see you. >> thank you, honey. >> stephen: "supermansion" is streaming on crackle now. ( cheers and applause ) yvette nicole brown, everybody! we'll be right back. ♪ ♪,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >> stephen: good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org . ♪ are ready y'all to have some fun. ♪ feel the love tonight. ♪ don't you worry. ♪ it will be all right. ♪ it's the "late, late show." ♪ ladies and gentlemen, all the way from germany, give
. >> stephen: jim, hit it. >> i'm sorry. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ we're the only family the only family ♪ trying to make things right trying to make things right ♪ you gonna have some fun >> the '90s were not kind. ( cheers and applause ) the '90s-- the '90s. >> stephen: it was lovely to see you. >> thank you, honey. >> stephen: "supermansion" is streaming on crackle now. ( cheers and applause ) yvette nicole brown, everybody! we'll...